{"id":13034,"date":"2020-11-06T11:28:29","date_gmt":"2020-11-06T17:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13034"},"modified":"2020-11-15T14:14:48","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T20:14:48","slug":"mary-to-the-meddle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13034","title":{"rendered":"Mary to the meddle!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-celery.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13035\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-celery.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-celery-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It was necessary. And you know it. But at least we know that Tommy has a great dinner of canned tuna and onion rings waiting for him!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He may be a reformed druggie, but Tommy remembers his childhood manners. Anyway, when Mary offers banana bread, a little delayed dinner at his own place can&#8217;t hurt. Can it? <em><strong>CAN IT???<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"692\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Fooled-you-1024x692.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13041\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Fooled-you-1024x692.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Fooled-you-250x169.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Fooled-you-768x519.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Fooled-you.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Leonardo da Renaissance Dude!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Renaissance-man.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13050\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Renaissance-man.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Renaissance-man-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And then I begin to ask myself, &#8220;Why was I missing Mary in the strip?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-lets-rhyme.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13052\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-lets-rhyme.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-lets-rhyme-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, look what we have here! Mary seems to have found it in the fridge&#8230;or the cupboard&#8230;or under the sink&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Green-Acres-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13056\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Green-Acres-copy.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-Green-Acres-copy-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey, all he did was ask an honest question!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-bread-on-the-sill.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13067\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-bread-on-the-sill.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-bread-on-the-sill-250x76.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At least if you leave on unfriendly terms, Tommie, you won&#8217;t have to haul the old hag&#8217;s groceries upstairs anymore&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-stale.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13068\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-stale.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-stale-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Don&#8217;t do it, Tommy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"226\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-no-way-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13077\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-no-way-out.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-no-way-out-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>WHEW! A whole week of Mary &#8220;advising&#8221; (read, meddling) Tommy! But we lived through it all, didn&#8217;t we? <br \/>(well, not the pigeons&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"736\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-new-hobbies-1024x736.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13079\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-new-hobbies-1024x736.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-new-hobbies-250x180.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-new-hobbies-768x552.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/MW-new-hobbies.jpg 1420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was necessary. And you know it. But at least we know that Tommy has a great dinner of canned tuna and onion rings waiting for him! He may be a reformed druggie, but Tommy remembers his childhood manners. Anyway, when Mary offers banana bread, a little delayed dinner at his own place can&#8217;t hurt. 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