{"id":13043,"date":"2020-11-09T16:36:21","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T22:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13043"},"modified":"2021-02-06T12:32:07","modified_gmt":"2021-02-06T18:32:07","slug":"i-hate-my-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13043","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I hate my mom&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;but I hate my piano teacher most of all.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"278\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/FW-piano-lesson-1024x278.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13044\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/FW-piano-lesson-1024x278.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/FW-piano-lesson-250x68.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/FW-piano-lesson-768x208.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/FW-piano-lesson-1536x416.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/FW-piano-lesson.jpg 1756w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Wow&#8230;the excitement of school music directors&#8217; convention! Reminds me of those Things that Happened back in Band Camp (or thing you wished had happened&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FQW-band-camp-losers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"224\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FQW-band-camp-losers-1024x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FQW-band-camp-losers-1024x224.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FQW-band-camp-losers-250x55.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FQW-band-camp-losers-768x168.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FQW-band-camp-losers.jpg 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, we can&#8217;t leave Funkyville behind, with Funky himself getting prepped for cataract surgery!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/FW-birthday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/FW-birthday.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/FW-birthday.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/FW-birthday-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It looks like Funky survived the cataract operation. Nobody get too excited now&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Funky7-harpoons.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Funky7-harpoons.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Funky7-harpoons.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Funky7-harpoons-250x81.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>Who knew that there were so many types of harpoons?!??<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I hate my piano teacher most of all.&#8221; Wow&#8230;the excitement of school music directors&#8217; convention! 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