{"id":13212,"date":"2021-01-03T13:37:07","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T19:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13212"},"modified":"2021-01-16T13:34:24","modified_gmt":"2021-01-16T19:34:24","slug":"i-wonder-what-2021-is-in-dog-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13212","title":{"rendered":"I wonder what 2021 is in dog years"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Time for a fabulous Nethen&#8217;s hot dog treat&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dogs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dogs.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dogs.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dogs-250x72.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dogs-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13214\" width=\"69\" height=\"19\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dogs-1.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dogs-1-250x72.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 69px) 100vw, 69px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Because &#8220;nethen&#8221; beats one (or two)&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-Cheese-steak-chaser.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-Cheese-steak-chaser-1024x719.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-Cheese-steak-chaser-1024x719.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-Cheese-steak-chaser-250x176.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-Cheese-steak-chaser-768x540.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-Cheese-steak-chaser.jpg 1533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Good lord&#8230;how long does it take to eat a hot dog?!??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dog-threats.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dog-threats.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dog-threats.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-hot-dog-threats-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And now for a little jaunt to Santa Royale&#8217;s premier mall, minus the pups.  But it&#8217;s also kind of a surreal day&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"blob:https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/0448265e-bd55-4daf-9b00-4c5b354a900e\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"blob:https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/0448265e-bd55-4daf-9b00-4c5b354a900e\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-surreal-Friday-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-surreal-Friday-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-surreal-Friday-1.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-surreal-Friday-1-250x72.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This little episode just keeps getting weirder and weirder&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-time-flies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-time-flies-1024x719.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-time-flies-1024x719.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-time-flies-250x176.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-time-flies-768x540.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-time-flies.jpg 1533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And how will Saul and Eve reconcile, following he misbegotten shopping excursion?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-maul-Saul.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-maul-Saul.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-maul-Saul.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-maul-Saul-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time for a fabulous Nethen&#8217;s hot dog treat&#8230; Because &#8220;nethen&#8221; beats one (or two)&#8230; Good lord&#8230;how long does it take to eat a hot dog?!?? 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