{"id":13287,"date":"2021-01-18T14:07:18","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T20:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13287"},"modified":"2021-01-23T22:08:32","modified_gmt":"2021-01-24T04:08:32","slug":"snips-and-snails-and-puppy-dog-commentary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13287","title":{"rendered":"Snips and snails and puppy dog commentary"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dumb-dogs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"721\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dumb-dogs-1024x721.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dumb-dogs-1024x721.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dumb-dogs-250x176.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dumb-dogs-768x541.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dumb-dogs.jpg 1533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What if dogs could talk?!???<br \/>Who cares? They&#8217;re at least as interesting as their geriatric owners&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dirty-dogs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dirty-dogs.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dirty-dogs.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-dirty-dogs-250x76.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, just FINE! Saul is seeking out Mary Worth for advice&#8230;and you know it&#8217;s serious when he ditches Greta to go see Mary!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-tough-love.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-tough-love.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-tough-love.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-tough-love-250x76.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And even with decades from high school behind her, Mary remains an ardent cheerleader&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-cheerleader.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-cheerleader.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-cheerleader.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-cheerleader-250x76.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>One of the cool folks at FB&#8217;s Readers of the Comcs Curmudgeon has introduced &#8220;Mary Worth Without Humans.&#8221; My humble offering: &#8220;Smoked Salmon Soliloquy&#8221;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-without-humans.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"360\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-without-humans.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-without-humans.jpg 360w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-mary-without-humans-250x160.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I finally placed the face (come on, you knew it rang a bell&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-quasimodo-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-quasimodo-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-quasimodo-1.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/MW-quasimodo-1-250x76.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What if dogs could talk?!???Who cares? 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