{"id":13312,"date":"2021-01-23T22:12:07","date_gmt":"2021-01-24T04:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13312"},"modified":"2021-05-29T10:14:25","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T16:14:25","slug":"for-the-life-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13312","title":{"rendered":"For the life of me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;I have NO idea what a &#8220;Homeric tip&#8221; is.  Considering this skank has been masturbating on and over the back of the booth shared by that nerd Amos (and simultaneously with her boyfriend in her own booth, too), I can only imagine the obvious Homeric tip&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/9CL-Homerisms.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"215\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/9CL-Homerisms.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13313\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This week has been especially stupid (there. I said it.) It was only salvaged by folks cutting off the last panel of the Friday strip (yes, it was that stupid) and someone commenting that it would&#8217;ve been improved, had Amos farted.<br \/>So I tried that, and yes,<em> it worked!<\/em> Thanks to Pat F. and Ed H.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/9CL-Poot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"302\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/9CL-Poot.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/9CL-Poot.jpg 730w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/9CL-Poot-250x103.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m fairly sure 9 Chickweed Lane could be distributed in high school Sex Education classes as a deterrent&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/9CL-farewell-to-Amos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"143\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/9CL-farewell-to-Amos-1024x143.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/9CL-farewell-to-Amos-1024x143.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/9CL-farewell-to-Amos-250x35.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/9CL-farewell-to-Amos-768x107.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/9CL-farewell-to-Amos.jpg 1364w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The little bistro so near home is really a hot spot.  Or maybe it&#8217;s just a cheap rendezvous place, away from the kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CW-health-department.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CW-health-department.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13761\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CW-health-department.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CW-health-department-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Can&#8217;t the restaurant get a restraining order or<em><strong> something?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CL-diaphragm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CL-diaphragm.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CL-diaphragm.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/9CL-diaphragm-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I have NO idea what a &#8220;Homeric tip&#8221; is. Considering this skank has been masturbating on and over the back of the booth shared by that nerd Amos (and simultaneously with her boyfriend in her own booth, too), I can only imagine the obvious Homeric tip&#8230; This week has been especially stupid (there. 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