{"id":13436,"date":"2021-03-02T17:29:41","date_gmt":"2021-03-02T23:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13436"},"modified":"2021-03-06T12:23:20","modified_gmt":"2021-03-06T18:23:20","slug":"thirteen-years-dead-and-its-just-like-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13436","title":{"rendered":"Thirteen years dead…and it’s just like yesterday!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Les is still hawking those books that should’ve been remaindered years ago, but the public loves it…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Why? because it’s a free signing! Maybe there’ll be cookies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Then again, no cookie is worth this…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Les is just phoning it in, and the bookstore owners have closed for the night…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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(Who wants to bet that some of the audience is pooling their loose change to dry-gulch Les?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And here is what\/who appears to be Les’ Number 1 Fan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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After a week of this drivel, one could ask philosophical questions…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Les is still hawking those books that should’ve been remaindered years ago, but the public loves it… Why? because it’s a free signing! Maybe there’ll be cookies! Then again, no cookie is worth this… Les is just phoning it in, and the bookstore owners have closed for the night… (Who wants to bet that some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13436"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13465,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13436\/revisions\/13465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}