{"id":13466,"date":"2021-03-06T12:27:16","date_gmt":"2021-03-06T18:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13466"},"modified":"2021-04-26T12:55:55","modified_gmt":"2021-04-26T18:55:55","slug":"really-too-stupid-to-explain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13466","title":{"rendered":"Really, too stupid to explain…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

…only that a friend of Luann’s (not Bernice or the few others) is run over by the friend’s criminal cousin after having burglarized The Fuse (the restaurant owned by Luann’s folks).
See? I told you it was stupid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What will happen next. Or should I say, “Do any of us really care?” (Nice to know that Ann Eiffel has a job with Emergency Repsponse Services, though.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And once again, no one ever dies in the Realm of Luann…they only wish that they did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Whew! everyone’s safe and\/or the cartoonist has lost interest. Instead, let’s have some young adult hijinks about wasting your time and money at college and having FUN<\/em><\/strong> instead, because you’re girlfriend wants you to, and you’re too much of a spineless creep to say otherwise!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Let’s drop all these half-baked teen dramas that go nowhere, and instead fixate on real, adult stories that continue to a real, logical conclusion…
Oh, come on! <\/em><\/strong>These two gits engendered the twerp Luann!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Late-night work hours can have advantages…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Of course, this racy routine quickly fades; it is<\/strong><\/em> Luann, after all.
Hold everything! the races continues!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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New story (since the cartoonist apparently lost interest along the way)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In the real strip and in the snark, both end up happily IMHO…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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YOW!!!! This is going on for a SECOND WEEK?!??<\/em><\/strong> Pardon me while I clutch my pearls!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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(For those giving a rat’s ass, this “story,” such as it is, is going on Week 3!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…only that a friend of Luann’s (not Bernice or the few others) is run over by the friend’s criminal cousin after having burglarized The Fuse (the restaurant owned by Luann’s folks).See? I told you it was stupid. What will happen next. Or should I say, “Do any of us really care?” (Nice to know that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13466"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13707,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13466\/revisions\/13707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}