{"id":1359,"date":"2008-10-22T19:04:57","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T01:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2008-10-24T21:05:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-25T03:05:25","slug":"dammit-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"Dammit, Rex!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate being held hostage by Mary and her culinary disasters, but Rex is just floating around in a boat!\u00a0 I demand that<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Rex is immediately, violently ill all over Lenore; or<\/li>\n<li>the sailboat is boarded by Somali pirates; or<\/li>\n<li>someone sees a great white whale\u00a0 (Ian Cameron will do in a pinch).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Failing that, I am forced to snark Mrs. Worth.\u00a0 The horror.\u00a0 The horror.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/not-mw-103.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1360\" title=\"not-mw-103\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/not-mw-103.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/not-mw-103.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/not-mw-103-250x59.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another day, another failure to deliver by Rex. Or Sam Driver. Or Mark.<\/p>\n<p>Mary comes through again, like an avenging angel.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/new-mw3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1364\" title=\"new-mw3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/new-mw3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"745\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/new-mw3.jpg 745w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/new-mw3-250x63.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate being held hostage by Mary and her culinary disasters, but Rex is just floating around in a boat!\u00a0 I demand that Rex is immediately, violently ill all over Lenore; or the sailboat is boarded by Somali pirates; or someone sees a great white whale\u00a0 (Ian Cameron will do in a pinch). Failing that, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1366,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions\/1366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}