{"id":13690,"date":"2021-04-21T16:24:44","date_gmt":"2021-04-21T22:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13690"},"modified":"2021-05-14T17:11:12","modified_gmt":"2021-05-14T23:11:12","slug":"this-summer-why-not-plan-your-vacation-in-innsmouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13690","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;This summer, why not plan your vacation in Innsmouth?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/FC-terror-of-the-deep.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"679\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/FC-terror-of-the-deep.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/FC-terror-of-the-deep.jpg 656w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/FC-terror-of-the-deep-242x250.jpg 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"770\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13746\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking-1.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking-1-213x250.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If if was going to be any of the Melonheads asking for Tootsie Rolls, it would be Jeffy&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-dog-candy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-dog-candy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-dog-candy.jpg 656w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-dog-candy-219x250.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It pays to plan ahead&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"770\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-praying-and-whacking-213x250.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Billy is just enamored with those &#8217;40&#8217;s mobster movies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-sap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"711\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-sap.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-sap.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-sap-231x250.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m fairly sure, Dolly&#8217;s logic is flawed, but it&#8217;s not like I give a rat&#8217;s ass for any of the Melonheads&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-the-birdcage.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-the-birdcage.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-the-birdcage.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/FC-the-birdcage-228x250.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If if was going to be any of the Melonheads asking for Tootsie Rolls, it would be Jeffy&#8230; 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