{"id":14023,"date":"2021-07-19T11:20:45","date_gmt":"2021-07-19T17:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14023"},"modified":"2021-09-06T17:04:47","modified_gmt":"2021-09-06T23:04:47","slug":"you-cant-hurry-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14023","title":{"rendered":"You can&#8217;t hurry love&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;or, maybe, the Evansii can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-menage-a-trois.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"598\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-menage-a-trois.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-menage-a-trois.jpg 598w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-menage-a-trois-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 598px) 100vw, 598px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You just have to wait&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-hormonal-goldfish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"185\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-hormonal-goldfish.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14035\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-hormonal-goldfish.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-hormonal-goldfish-250x77.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Eh, screw it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a 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class=\"wp-image-14050\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-alert-the-media.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-alert-the-media-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And end scene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-sound-barrier.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-sound-barrier.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14055\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-sound-barrier.jpg 900w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-sound-barrier-250x53.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Luann-sound-barrier-768x162.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And then there are times when Bernice and Luann just spend time together&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-pointless-Sunday-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"280\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-pointless-Sunday-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-pointless-Sunday-1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-pointless-Sunday-1-250x117.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And even pretend to be young, mature adults!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-does-something-useful.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"799\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-does-something-useful.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-does-something-useful.jpg 799w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-does-something-useful-250x59.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Luann-does-something-useful-768x180.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 799px) 100vw, 799px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or, maybe, the Evansii can. You just have to wait&#8230; Eh, screw it. pleaseohpleaseohplease&#8230; And end scene. And then there are times when Bernice and Luann just spend time together&#8230; And even pretend to be young, mature adults!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14023"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14277,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14023\/revisions\/14277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}