{"id":14101,"date":"2021-07-30T11:05:10","date_gmt":"2021-07-30T17:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14101"},"modified":"2021-09-09T17:11:34","modified_gmt":"2021-09-09T23:11:34","slug":"whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14101","title":{"rendered":"Whatever&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This is the result of a dream\/hallucination\/overdose of Seth&#8217;s that caused him to come dangerously close to making the Right weep with joy, due to his heterosexual feelings and actions with an old dance partner. Sure, he&#8217;d burn in Hell for fornicating with the woman, but it was a WOMAN, dammit! I have no idea why Edda shows up, either.<br \/>Honestly, I have no idea what was going on.  I mostly just looked at the pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/9CL-Seths-dream.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"759\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/9CL-Seths-dream.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14102\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/9CL-Seths-dream.jpg 759w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/9CL-Seths-dream-250x63.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 759px) 100vw, 759px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Yuck?<\/em> Really?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-making-gay-attractive.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-making-gay-attractive.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-making-gay-attractive.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-making-gay-attractive-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It looks like Seth is considering that awful, awful heterosexuality with the ex-ballerina Fernanda&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-Keep-it-classy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"145\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-Keep-it-classy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14171\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Then again, maybe not&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-fwing.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-fwing.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-fwing.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-fwing-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Welp, it seems that everyone believes big gay ol&#8217; Seth is going to marry Fernanda. At least if you hear it from gay Uncle Mark and the Creepy Twins&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-the-twins-explain.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-the-twins-explain.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-the-twins-explain.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/9CL-the-twins-explain-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>During this Seth and Fernanda wet dream (or whatever it is), someone at the Readers of the Comics Curmudgeon suggested Seth&#8217;s ex, Mark, hook up with Garbage Ape.  I guess both of them could do worse. I guess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/9CL-Mark-and-Garbage-Ape.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/9CL-Mark-and-Garbage-Ape.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/9CL-Mark-and-Garbage-Ape.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/9CL-Mark-and-Garbage-Ape-250x48.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/9CL-Mark-and-Garbage-Ape-768x146.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the result of a dream\/hallucination\/overdose of Seth&#8217;s that caused him to come dangerously close to making the Right weep with joy, due to his heterosexual feelings and actions with an old dance partner. Sure, he&#8217;d burn in Hell for fornicating with the woman, but it was a WOMAN, dammit! 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