{"id":14325,"date":"2021-09-20T13:45:30","date_gmt":"2021-09-20T19:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14325"},"modified":"2021-10-23T14:39:21","modified_gmt":"2021-10-23T20:39:21","slug":"time-to-take-matters-into-big-daddys-big-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14325","title":{"rendered":"Time to take matters into Big Daddy&#8217;s Big Hands&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;or something.  (And I appropriated this from several Curmudgeons, too!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-spin-the-Jeffy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"347\" height=\"443\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-spin-the-Jeffy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-spin-the-Jeffy.jpg 347w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-spin-the-Jeffy-196x250.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>They may be Catholic, but evolution is longer than 6000 years&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Darwins-Descendenta.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"411\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Darwins-Descendenta.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Darwins-Descendenta.jpg 411w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Darwins-Descendenta-250x218.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Jeffy could&#8217;ve been a superhero, only he&#8217;s just too damned<em><strong> stupid.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Popperman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"722\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Popperman.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Popperman.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/FC-Popperman-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Thel&#8217;s a little slow the first thing in the morning, but after that first cuppa joe&#8230;WATCH OUT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-two-cookies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"714\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-two-cookies.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-two-cookies.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-two-cookies-230x250.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You know that&#8217;s the sweat shirt that fits Big Daddy to a T&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-seater-weather.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"647\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-seater-weather.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-seater-weather.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-seater-weather-250x247.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Looks like Mommy and Daddy needed an out tonight&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-Grandma-the-lifer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-Grandma-the-lifer.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-Grandma-the-lifer.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-Grandma-the-lifer-218x250.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>to be honest, Dolly, we&#8217;ve promised this for Jeffy&#8217;s trousseau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FC-its-promised-to-Jeffy-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"721\" 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(And I appropriated this from several Curmudgeons, too!) They may be Catholic, but evolution is longer than 6000 years&#8230; Jeffy could&#8217;ve been a superhero, only he&#8217;s just too damned stupid. Thel&#8217;s a little slow the first thing in the morning, but after that first cuppa joe&#8230;WATCH OUT! 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