{"id":14362,"date":"2021-10-01T11:17:52","date_gmt":"2021-10-01T17:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14362"},"modified":"2021-10-07T17:07:43","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T23:07:43","slug":"off-to-the-dog-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14362","title":{"rendered":"Off to the Dog Park!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Pierre has a little too much “energy” (which is French for “vandalistic tendencies”), so Wilbutt it’s a good time to take him to the Santa Royale Dog Park….what could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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As I said, what could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And suddenly, love finds Wilbutt Weston (hahahahahahaha)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The plot thickens (and doesn’t even repeat too much, even on a Sunday!)…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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REVELATIONS!!!<\/strong> What is this thing called a “chew toy?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Still, Wilbutt remains skeptical of dogs needing chew toys, regular vaccinations, daily food, fresh water, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And I can’t quite call Carol a doormat yet…I think she has lousy taste in speaking to random strangers in the park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And even lousier taste in escoring random strangers OUT of the park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pierre has a little too much “energy” (which is French for “vandalistic tendencies”), so Wilbutt it’s a good time to take him to the Santa Royale Dog Park….what could possibly go wrong? As I said, what could possibly go wrong? And suddenly, love finds Wilbutt Weston (hahahahahahaha) The plot thickens (and doesn’t even repeat too […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14362"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14388,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14362\/revisions\/14388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}