{"id":14413,"date":"2021-10-12T10:37:06","date_gmt":"2021-10-12T16:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14413"},"modified":"2021-12-09T17:35:45","modified_gmt":"2021-12-09T23:35:45","slug":"a-vamp-that-goes-nowhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14413","title":{"rendered":"A vamp that goes nowhere&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;and I&#8217;m doing you a favor.  This prologue devolves into a talky-talky borefest. Be happy with this little bit, and go read something betters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CW-fat-man-rhapsodizes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"597\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CW-fat-man-rhapsodizes.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CW-fat-man-rhapsodizes.jpg 597w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CW-fat-man-rhapsodizes-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Strangely enough, BMacE swerves and spends some time with Edda and what is supposedly her spawn. The spawn has decided their mother is neither human nor mammal, but a chick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-take-me-now.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"850\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-take-me-now.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-take-me-now.jpg 850w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-take-me-now-250x56.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-take-me-now-768x172.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And this was actually quite sweet, but nothing that can&#8217;t be snarked on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-chicks-whatever.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-chicks-whatever.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-chicks-whatever.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-chicks-whatever-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, mystifying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you want to see something <em><strong>really<\/strong><\/em> scary?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-beat-this-Brooke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"743\" height=\"462\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-beat-this-Brooke.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-beat-this-Brooke.jpg 743w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/9CL-beat-this-Brooke-250x155.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 743px) 100vw, 743px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And now we&#8217;re in the middle of a Thorax-in-WWII story, doing sexy things.  My gorge rises&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/9CL-the-future-Thorax.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/9CL-the-future-Thorax.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/9CL-the-future-Thorax.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/9CL-the-future-Thorax-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and I&#8217;m doing you a favor. This prologue devolves into a talky-talky borefest. Be happy with this little bit, and go read something betters. 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