{"id":14523,"date":"2021-10-27T12:50:51","date_gmt":"2021-10-27T18:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14523"},"modified":"2021-11-22T16:03:45","modified_gmt":"2021-11-22T22:03:45","slug":"and-we-thought-tara-was-gone-with-the-wind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14523","title":{"rendered":"And we thought Tara was gone with the wind&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>She&#8217;s back, and she&#8217;s apparently a Wonderful Archery Teacher&#8230;so how could this be trouble with a hoard of grade-schoolers and Luann?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Actually, I only snaked on this because the pissy &#8220;principal&#8221; of this after-school program can&#8217; form whole sentences, or even partial sentences, or throw in an occasional part of speech.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Luann-verbs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Luann-verbs.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Luann-verbs.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Luann-verbs-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So Luann got called on the carpet (just not a dirty red one, like Tara&#8217;s)&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-still-an-idiot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"594\" height=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-still-an-idiot.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-still-an-idiot.jpg 594w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-still-an-idiot-250x80.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I like how incompetent, etc., leaders are just shuffled around Kids 1st (like the LDS and Roman Catholic Churches, for starters&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-come-to-Jesus-time.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-come-to-Jesus-time.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-come-to-Jesus-time.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-come-to-Jesus-time-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess it&#8217;s about time to be bored to tears with Bernice and what passes for romance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-any-port-in-a-storm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"810\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-any-port-in-a-storm.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14636\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-any-port-in-a-storm.jpg 810w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-any-port-in-a-storm-250x58.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-any-port-in-a-storm-768x177.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And someone hasn&#8217;t scooped this sad-sack up <em><strong>yet?!??<\/strong><\/em>  Then again, she&#8217;d probably kill a pet rock (there ARE more important things in her life, you know&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-Bernice-is-a-cunt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"597\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-Bernice-is-a-cunt.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14638\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-Bernice-is-a-cunt.jpg 597w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-Bernice-is-a-cunt-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It seems the storyline, such as it is, has something to do with Bornice&#8217;s love-life. Or lack of it.  But we ought to keep in mind what a huge intellect she has&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14662\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it.jpg 900w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-250x53.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Luann-stop-it-stop-it-stop-it-768x161.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s back, and she&#8217;s apparently a Wonderful Archery Teacher&#8230;so how could this be trouble with a hoard of grade-schoolers and Luann? Actually, I only snaked on this because the pissy &#8220;principal&#8221; of this after-school program can&#8217; form whole sentences, or even partial sentences, or throw in an occasional part of speech. 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