{"id":14556,"date":"2021-11-04T14:16:48","date_gmt":"2021-11-04T20:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14556"},"modified":"2021-12-12T19:23:43","modified_gmt":"2021-12-13T01:23:43","slug":"sure-the-kids-will-grow-up-normal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14556","title":{"rendered":"Sure. The kids will grow up normal…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

You just keep telling yourself that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Of course, it’s up to the parents to teach them what they need to know…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Remember: without eternal vigilance, it can happen here!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Gramma’s just pissed off, because her similar “career” was waylaid by bunions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It was a fun Thanksgiving, only Jeffy hoarding the wishbone so that he could be assured some good luck. I wounded like it was in the bag…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Awww, ain’t this sweet? And why don’t we ever see the Keanes’ “Bunny Rabbit” hopping merrily around the Kompound?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It’s beginning to look a lot like you-know-what…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You just keep telling yourself that. Of course, it’s up to the parents to teach them what they need to know… Remember: without eternal vigilance, it can happen here! Gramma’s just pissed off, because her similar “career” was waylaid by bunions. It was a fun Thanksgiving, only Jeffy hoarding the wishbone so that he could […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14556"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14762,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14556\/revisions\/14762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}