{"id":14594,"date":"2021-11-12T16:58:15","date_gmt":"2021-11-12T22:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14594"},"modified":"2021-12-07T09:54:30","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T15:54:30","slug":"yeah-sure-there-was-a-car-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=14594","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, sure, there was a car bomb&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;but it was at a nearby parking garage and it didn&#8217;t disrupt the roof-top wedding of one of the staff at the Morgan clinic.  The guests have gone downstairs for the dinner reception and the cutting of the cake, and that&#8217;s when things go <strong><em>kablooey!<\/em><\/strong>  (Priorities, you know&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-no-cake-for-you.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"232\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-no-cake-for-you-1024x232.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14595\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-no-cake-for-you-1024x232.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-no-cake-for-you-2048x465.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-no-cake-for-you-250x57.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-no-cake-for-you-768x174.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-no-cake-for-you-1536x349.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve been avoiding Rex Morgan for a long time because of its boring plots (such as they are)&#8230;but who doesn&#8217;t love a good, no-holds-barred wedding?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-all-grown-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"328\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-all-grown-up-1024x328.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14606\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-all-grown-up-1024x328.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-all-grown-up-250x80.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-all-grown-up-768x246.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-all-grown-up.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Yup. After all these years, Rex remains a hopeless twit, only managing to outwir  his lame offspring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-Rex-never-changes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"487\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-Rex-never-changes-1024x487.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-Rex-never-changes-1024x487.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-Rex-never-changes-250x119.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-Rex-never-changes-768x365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-Rex-never-changes.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Another day, another return to suburban hell:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-soom-forgotten.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-soom-forgotten-1024x329.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14631\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-soom-forgotten-1024x329.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-soom-forgotten-250x80.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-soom-forgotten-768x246.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RMMD-soom-forgotten.jpg 1533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Twp old &#8220;buddies&#8221; <s>meat<\/s> meet up&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RMMD-the-good-old-days.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"328\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RMMD-the-good-old-days-1024x328.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14735\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RMMD-the-good-old-days-1024x328.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RMMD-the-good-old-days-250x80.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RMMD-the-good-old-days-768x246.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RMMD-the-good-old-days.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but it was at a nearby parking garage and it didn&#8217;t disrupt the roof-top wedding of one of the staff at the Morgan clinic. The guests have gone downstairs for the dinner reception and the cutting of the cake, and that&#8217;s when things go kablooey! 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