{"id":1486,"date":"2008-11-18T15:56:41","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T21:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1486"},"modified":"2009-04-15T17:22:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T23:22:28","slug":"what-a-goober","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1486","title":{"rendered":"What a Goober!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve tried to not sink to other people&#8217;s levels in making (too much) fun of The Phantom&#8217;s less-than-subtle hero outfit.\u00a0 But his damned high-and-mighty morals just look like so much holier-than-thou-and-especially-you-little-pygmy-guys platitudizing.\u00a0 Imagine Mary Worth in purple spandex and stripey Depends.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, don&#8217;t imagine that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just fed up with Kit&#8217;s &#8216;tude (&#8220;I need your help, Guran. No, wait. I don&#8217;t need it now.&#8221;).\u00a0 Hey, Kit, you <em>do<\/em> realize that there were plots to assassinate Hitler, too, because he was a Bad Guy, rather than waiting to &#8220;bring him to justice.&#8221; Guran should hop on his pony and never look back&#8211;let you and Klaatu slug it out when Klaatu recovers and you&#8217;re bleeding from all of your bodily orifices&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1487\" title=\"new-phantom1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"570\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom1.jpg 570w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom1-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And now that the crisis has been averted, Kit thinks a little &#8220;Truth or Dare&#8221; would be in order. Leave Guran alone, you goober!\u00a0 Why don&#8217;t you go and fly your fancy-dancy plane off of a cliff or something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;no, wait.\u00a0 That really wouldn&#8217;t work, would it? Eh. Just leave Guran alone.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1497\" title=\"new-phantom-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom-2.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-phantom-2-250x50.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve tried to not sink to other people&#8217;s levels in making (too much) fun of The Phantom&#8217;s less-than-subtle hero outfit.\u00a0 But his damned high-and-mighty morals just look like so much holier-than-thou-and-especially-you-little-pygmy-guys platitudizing.\u00a0 Imagine Mary Worth in purple spandex and stripey Depends. Okay, don&#8217;t imagine that. I&#8217;m just fed up with Kit&#8217;s &#8216;tude (&#8220;I need your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2234,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions\/2234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}