{"id":1508,"date":"2008-11-22T19:19:24","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T01:19:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1508"},"modified":"2008-11-30T18:48:30","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T00:48:30","slug":"can-you-hear-me-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1508","title":{"rendered":"Can you hear me now?"},"content":{"rendered":"

This particular episode isn’t very exciting, unless you’ve got season tickets for Exposition Theatre.\u00a0 Still, information has to be passed on, and a number of folks at CC were quite intrigued by Dixie Julep’s true identity.<\/p>\n

(WHAT?! <\/strong>She said Dixie Julep was her real<\/em> name! How dare she lie and impugn the good name of strippers everywhere!)<\/p>\n

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It could’ve only been better if the writer of Judge Parker had dared to call her April Patterson… (“Sure, Lynne, sure!\u00a0 Using one of your characters’ names is bound<\/em> to increase traffic and rebound syndication numbers of your new piece of crap<\/span> “re-imagining”!”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This particular episode isn’t very exciting, unless you’ve got season tickets for Exposition Theatre.\u00a0 Still, information has to be passed on, and a number of folks at CC were quite intrigued by Dixie Julep’s true identity. (WHAT?! She said Dixie Julep was her real name! How dare she lie and impugn the good name of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fbofw-aka-foob","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1508"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1530,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions\/1530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}