{"id":15087,"date":"2022-02-19T16:55:19","date_gmt":"2022-02-19T22:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15087"},"modified":"2022-03-31T17:07:54","modified_gmt":"2022-03-31T23:07:54","slug":"fun-with-shannon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15087","title":{"rendered":"Fun with Shannon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Who cares if she&#8217;s more mature than Luann? (<em>shhhhh<\/em>&#8230;.don&#8217;t tell Luann.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-what-an...jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-what-an...jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15088\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-what-an...jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-what-an..-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At least Luann knows how to handle an emergency&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-continued.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-continued.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15090\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-continued.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Luann-continued-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Wow&#8230;just how stupid is Luann?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-eternal-moron.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"820\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-eternal-moron.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-eternal-moron.jpg 820w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-eternal-moron-250x58.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-eternal-moron-768x178.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, on a quiet, lonely street in Pitts, CA (a modest burb of Santa Royale)&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MW-rolling-with-Wilbutt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"377\" height=\"287\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MW-rolling-with-Wilbutt.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MW-rolling-with-Wilbutt.jpg 377w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MW-rolling-with-Wilbutt-250x190.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The mystery of Puddles continues&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-missing-Puddles.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-missing-Puddles.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-missing-Puddles.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-missing-Puddles-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Where, oh where, has Puddles gone?!?? Egads&#8230;taken by the Three Stooges!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-three-stooges-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-three-stooges-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-three-stooges-copy.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lLuann-three-stooges-copy-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ain&#8217;t it great that Bernice is soooooo empathetic?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-ice-queen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-ice-queen.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-ice-queen.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-ice-queen-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I think this would be a great solution (of course, it would never happen):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-Puddles-is-doint-juuuuust-fine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-Puddles-is-doint-juuuuust-fine.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-Puddles-is-doint-juuuuust-fine.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-Puddles-is-doint-juuuuust-fine-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Slogging toward a climax&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-this-way-to-a-lam-resolution.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-this-way-to-a-lam-resolution.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-this-way-to-a-lam-resolution.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-this-way-to-a-lam-resolution-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, look&#8230;Luann&#8217;s new job, tutoring &#8220;troubled youth&#8221; (aka, delinquents)&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-liking-em-old-and-dumb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"186\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-liking-em-old-and-dumb.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-liking-em-old-and-dumb.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-liking-em-old-and-dumb-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Even if you&#8217;re a ROCK STAR&#8230;you die. And then you&#8217;re forgotten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-duck-is-complete-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-duck-is-complete-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-duck-is-complete-copy.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-the-duck-is-complete-copy-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Luann&#8217;s latest career choice bites the big one&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-truth-will-out.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-truth-will-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-truth-will-out.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/Luann-truth-will-out-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who cares if she&#8217;s more mature than Luann? (shhhhh&#8230;.don&#8217;t tell Luann.) At least Luann knows how to handle an emergency&#8230; Wow&#8230;just how stupid is Luann? Meanwhile, on a quiet, lonely street in Pitts, CA (a modest burb of Santa Royale)&#8230;. The mystery of Puddles continues&#8230; Where, oh where, has Puddles gone?!?? 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