…a whole cadre of proctologists would have to be kept on retainer, he’s such a little a-hole.<\/p>\n
The Black Friday edition of FC featured a non-funny of Billy telling a “friend” about his uncle.\u00a0 The conversation was one-sided with Billy doing all of the talking.\u00a0 Not content with a word balloon, however, Billy commandeers a sub-caption as well.\u00a0 The result. No funny.\u00a0 Sure, his little pal looks<\/em> interested, but then, so does Daddy when he’s got his inch-thick Coke-bottle-bottom specs trained on his son — maybe he’s just trying to focus the sun’s rays on Billy, hoping he’ll combust (hey, it works on ants, doesn’t it?)<\/p>\n Blather away, Billy.\u00a0 We know what everyone’s thinking…<\/p>\n [Note that even Billy’s friends’ heads aren’t as deformed as those of the Keane kids. Go on — measure!]<\/p>\n Talking squirrel from over at Comics Curmudgeon suggested that Billy and Sarah Morgan (who’s been getting a lot of panel time for the past few weeks) get together for a rousing match of obnoxious kidlets.\u00a0 The premise is sound, but there are limits even for precocious little darlings:<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/new-fc2.jpg\" "\\"new-fc2\\"")
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