{"id":1534,"date":"2008-12-03T19:05:09","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T01:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1534"},"modified":"2008-12-05T11:11:22","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T17:11:22","slug":"a-rude-tude-on-the-high-seas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1534","title":{"rendered":"A rude &#8216;tude on the high seas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The possiblity of a youthful stowaway is overshadowed by an absolutely wretched excuse for a crew member.\u00a0 I think he learned his lesson:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1535\" title=\"new-rex\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-250x88.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No, my mistake.\u00a0 He&#8217;s a slow learner (compared to Rex, is that even fathomable?):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1538\" title=\"new-rex-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1150\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-2.jpg 1150w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-2-250x43.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1150px) 100vw, 1150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Aaaaaaaaand&#8230;.it&#8217;s official.\u00a0 Mr. Stickuphisass Purser is more clueless than Rex.\u00a0 Nope, he&#8217;s out-and-out stupid!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1542\" title=\"new-rex-3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"955\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-3.jpg 955w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-rex-3-250x53.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 955px) 100vw, 955px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The possiblity of a youthful stowaway is overshadowed by an absolutely wretched excuse for a crew member.\u00a0 I think he learned his lesson: No, my mistake.\u00a0 He&#8217;s a slow learner (compared to Rex, is that even fathomable?): Aaaaaaaaand&#8230;.it&#8217;s official.\u00a0 Mr. Stickuphisass Purser is more clueless than Rex.\u00a0 Nope, he&#8217;s out-and-out stupid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1534"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1540,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions\/1540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}