{"id":15430,"date":"2022-05-03T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-03T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15430"},"modified":"2022-05-07T19:13:51","modified_gmt":"2022-05-08T01:13:51","slug":"monogamy-and-muffins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15430","title":{"rendered":"Monogamy and muffins…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mary is never at a loss for time, or bored. After all, there’s always muffins. Stinking, boring muffins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Even Mary can’t prevent Sunday from happening!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ah, well, back to the kitchen. Thank heavens, Mary has someone to keep her company, even if it’s only Toby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Toby, like Mary, really knows how to keep busy, and has no idea what’s going on…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Now, down to eatina a bunch of muffins and dishing the dirt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wow! Suddenly, all of Ian’s academic career is laid bare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What more can be said, now that everyone has apparently kissed and made up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wow, this catastrophic dilemma was over so soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or was<\/em> it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mary is never at a loss for time, or bored. After all, there’s always muffins. Stinking, boring muffins. Even Mary can’t prevent Sunday from happening! Ah, well, back to the kitchen. Thank heavens, Mary has someone to keep her company, even if it’s only Toby. Toby, like Mary, really knows how to keep busy, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15430"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15450,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15430\/revisions\/15450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}