{"id":15706,"date":"2022-06-26T16:44:41","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T22:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15706"},"modified":"2022-08-28T18:31:37","modified_gmt":"2022-08-29T00:31:37","slug":"welcome-to-murica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15706","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to &#8216;Murica!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Even if you lose a few along the way, Thel, the majority in the Supreme Court will guarantee you continue popping out Melonheads until you hit menopause&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/FC-playing-outdoors.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"712\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/FC-playing-outdoors-1024x712.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/FC-playing-outdoors-1024x712.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/FC-playing-outdoors-250x174.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/FC-playing-outdoors-768x534.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/FC-playing-outdoors.jpg 1122w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe they&#8217;re going to do some gardening&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Feffys-noose.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"713\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Feffys-noose.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15734\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Feffys-noose.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Feffys-noose-230x250.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-good-old-Doggy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"714\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-good-old-Doggy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15746\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-good-old-Doggy.jpg 656w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-good-old-Doggy-230x250.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-throwing-tantrums.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"654\" height=\"714\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-throwing-tantrums.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-throwing-tantrums.jpg 654w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-throwing-tantrums-229x250.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-pony-rides.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"653\" height=\"679\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-pony-rides.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-pony-rides.jpg 653w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/FC-pony-rides-240x250.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 653px) 100vw, 653px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Jeffy&#8217;s a regular effin&#8217; 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Dorks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Jeff-at-Comic-con.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"959\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Jeff-at-Comic-con.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15856\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Jeff-at-Comic-con.jpg 720w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Jeff-at-Comic-con-188x250.jpg 188w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-wrong-finger.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"850\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-wrong-finger.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15995\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-wrong-finger.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-wrong-finger-193x250.jpg 193w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even if you lose a few along the way, Thel, the majority in the Supreme Court will guarantee you continue popping out Melonheads until you hit menopause&#8230; Maybe they&#8217;re going to do some gardening&#8230; Jeffy&#8217;s a regular effin&#8217; Boy Scout&#8230;always helping! 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