{"id":15709,"date":"2022-06-27T17:14:38","date_gmt":"2022-06-27T23:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15709"},"modified":"2022-07-02T16:48:06","modified_gmt":"2022-07-02T22:48:06","slug":"into-every-life-a-little-dork-must-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=15709","title":{"rendered":"Into every life, a little dork must fall&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/MW-just-leave.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"302\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/MW-just-leave-1024x302.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/MW-just-leave-1024x302.jpg 1024w, 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