{"id":1573,"date":"2008-12-13T12:51:39","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T18:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1573"},"modified":"2009-04-15T17:13:12","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T23:13:12","slug":"spandex-a-hazard-to-your-health","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1573","title":{"rendered":"Spandex: A hazard to your health?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, when it comes to The Phantom leaving his guns ANYWHERE near a dangerous, <em>intelligent<\/em> criminal, and keeping his knife in his boot, then kneeling near said dangerous, <em>intelligent<\/em> criminal, I can only conclude that wearing all that Spandex is hindering the flow of blood to his brain.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-phantom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1574\" title=\"new-phantom\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-phantom.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"775\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-phantom.jpg 775w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-phantom-250x112.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 775px) 100vw, 775px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, when it comes to The Phantom leaving his guns ANYWHERE near a dangerous, intelligent criminal, and keeping his knife in his boot, then kneeling near said dangerous, intelligent criminal, I can only conclude that wearing all that Spandex is hindering the flow of blood to his brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2231,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions\/2231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}