{"id":1585,"date":"2008-12-16T13:40:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T19:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1585"},"modified":"2008-12-16T13:40:28","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T19:40:28","slug":"it-aint-all-smugglers-and-bad-guys-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1585","title":{"rendered":"It ain&#8217;t all smugglers and bad guys, you know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so Mark Trail&#8217;s been kidnapped by some despicable hillbilly and thrown on an old shrimp boat, bound for A Long Walk Off of a Short Pier.&nbsp; Faithful Andy saves the day (and Mark), and they&#8217;re off in the swamps.<\/p>\n<p>Now, swamps can be nasty, slimy, dangerous places, right?&nbsp; Not with Mark around! He&#8217;s kind of like a North American Snow White, communing with the critters, and having the critters communing with him, too.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what Disney&#8217;s next animated feature is going to be.&nbsp; One featuring Mark might be a good idea, only we all know that Mark is one of the least-animated character on the comics page&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-mt.jpg\" mce_href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-mt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1586\" title=\"new-mt\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-mt.jpg\" mce_src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-mt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"770\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-mt.jpg 770w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/new-mt-250x97.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Still, we&#8217;ve got a pretty blonde woman, a crusty old geezer\/sidekick, and more animals than you can contract rabies from! Walt would&#8217;ve been so happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so Mark Trail&#8217;s been kidnapped by some despicable hillbilly and thrown on an old shrimp boat, bound for A Long Walk Off of a Short Pier.&nbsp; Faithful Andy saves the day (and Mark), and they&#8217;re off in the swamps. Now, swamps can be nasty, slimy, dangerous places, right?&nbsp; Not with Mark around! He&#8217;s kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1590,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions\/1590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}