{"id":16006,"date":"2022-08-31T16:45:14","date_gmt":"2022-08-31T22:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16006"},"modified":"2022-09-18T13:04:04","modified_gmt":"2022-09-18T19:04:04","slug":"all-in-a-lazy-mans-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16006","title":{"rendered":"All in a lazy man&#8217;s work&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What pisses me off (more than just stealing your old dead dad&#8217;s work and reusing it two or three or <strong><em>n<\/em><\/strong> number of times) is that Grown-up Jeffy is too farkin&#8217; lazy to spend 5&#8211;minutes using a &#8220;modern&#8221; grocery store name on the bags&#8230;.Smitty&#8217;s went out of business\/sold out in Arizona at least 15 years ago!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-shopping-at-Smittys.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"770\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-shopping-at-Smittys.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16007\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-shopping-at-Smittys.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/FC-shopping-at-Smittys-213x250.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>How about listening to dull-witted Jeffy every once in a while?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-tje-Devils-legumes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"654\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-tje-Devils-legumes.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16023\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-tje-Devils-legumes.jpg 654w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-tje-Devils-legumes-218x250.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What fun! A trip to the&#8230;garden hose&#8230;thie high-pressure one&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-NOT-going-to-the-zoo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1001\" height=\"405\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-NOT-going-to-the-zoo.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16033\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-NOT-going-to-the-zoo.jpg 1001w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-NOT-going-to-the-zoo-250x101.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-NOT-going-to-the-zoo-768x311.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1001px) 100vw, 1001px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>No one seems immune from celebrating the holiday&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-Labor-day-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-Labor-day-Fun.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16041\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-Labor-day-Fun.jpg 656w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-Labor-day-Fun-228x250.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-ride-em-Jeffy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-ride-em-Jeffy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16083\" width=\"654\" height=\"779\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-ride-em-Jeffy.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FC-ride-em-Jeffy-210x250.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What pisses me off (more than just stealing your old dead dad&#8217;s work and reusing it two or three or n number of times) is that Grown-up Jeffy is too farkin&#8217; lazy to spend 5&#8211;minutes using a &#8220;modern&#8221; grocery store name on the bags&#8230;.Smitty&#8217;s went out of business\/sold out in Arizona at least 15 years [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16006"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16093,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16006\/revisions\/16093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}