{"id":1612,"date":"2008-12-20T12:45:23","date_gmt":"2008-12-20T18:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1612"},"modified":"2008-12-20T12:46:49","modified_gmt":"2008-12-20T18:46:49","slug":"1612","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1612","title":{"rendered":"Judge Parker: Where time stands still*"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just so we’re all up to speed, Dixie Julep is not only a stripper … she’s a murderer!\u00a0 Not only did she kill her sugar daddy Dewey Cheatem, but his gofer guy, too!\u00a0 In an attempt to kidnap Sam and make him drive her to Mexico, Sam’s hotel room was swarmed by the SWAT team and Sam was rescued.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Dixie escaped by body-blocking a SWAT member and crashing through a window, in a hailof Det. Heidi’s bullets!<\/p>\n

Whew!<\/p>\n

If Dixie weren’t such a menace to society, she’d be a candidate for Jungle Patrol, as would Heidi, providing she could continue wearing her cocktail dress as her official uniform.<\/p>\n

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Oh, and as an aside, the following Sunday panel is my favorite one of Det. Heidi.\u00a0 The colors and shading is great, and she is drawn so well — so pretty and pensive.<\/p>\n

(And then, I go and ruin it with re-captions… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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*Ask me about that some time…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just so we’re all up to speed, Dixie Julep is not only a stripper … she’s a murderer!\u00a0 Not only did she kill her sugar daddy Dewey Cheatem, but his gofer guy, too!\u00a0 In an attempt to kidnap Sam and make him drive her to Mexico, Sam’s hotel room was swarmed by the SWAT team […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1619,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions\/1619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}