{"id":16134,"date":"2022-09-27T15:57:59","date_gmt":"2022-09-27T21:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16134"},"modified":"2022-10-21T18:22:21","modified_gmt":"2022-10-22T00:22:21","slug":"funky-winkerbean-crankshaft-who-cares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16134","title":{"rendered":"Funky Winkerbean? Crankshaft? Who cares?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-any-excuse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-any-excuse-1024x388.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-any-excuse-1024x388.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-any-excuse-250x95.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-any-excuse-768x291.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-any-excuse.jpg 1279w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>A <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So, the Twits are going to be doing something <em><strong>useful<\/strong><\/em> and <em><strong>creative<\/strong><\/em> with John Darling&#8217;s murder weapon!<br \/>Meanwhile, writer Batuiuik continues to be an asshole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-unclear-on-the-concept.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-unclear-on-the-concept-1024x253.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-unclear-on-the-concept-1024x253.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-unclear-on-the-concept-250x62.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-unclear-on-the-concept-768x190.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-unclear-on-the-concept-1536x379.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/FW-unclear-on-the-concept.jpg 1935w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If Batiuiuk were smart (among other things), he&#8217;d just let dead things lie, or something&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/FW-fire-at-will.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/FW-fire-at-will-1024x329.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16156\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/FW-fire-at-will-1024x329.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/FW-fire-at-will-250x80.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/FW-fire-at-will-768x247.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/FW-fire-at-will.jpg 1511w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And once again, I ask:  &#8220;crankshaft? Funky Winkerbean? <em><strong>WHO CARES?<\/strong><\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-who-cares.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-who-cares-1024x329.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-who-cares-1024x329.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-who-cares-250x80.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-who-cares-768x247.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-who-cares.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, when you put it <em>THAT<\/em> way&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-putting-it-that-way.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"322\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-putting-it-that-way-1024x322.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-putting-it-that-way-1024x322.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-putting-it-that-way-250x79.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-putting-it-that-way-768x242.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/CS-putting-it-that-way.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Twits are going to be doing something useful and creative with John Darling&#8217;s murder weapon!Meanwhile, writer Batuiuik continues to be an asshole. If Batiuiuk were smart (among other things), he&#8217;d just let dead things lie, or something&#8230; And once again, I ask: &#8220;crankshaft? Funky Winkerbean? WHO CARES?&#8220; Well, when you put it THAT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16134"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16262,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16134\/revisions\/16262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}