{"id":16453,"date":"2022-12-04T16:36:37","date_gmt":"2022-12-04T22:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16453"},"modified":"2022-12-11T13:48:48","modified_gmt":"2022-12-11T19:48:48","slug":"its-not-like-youre-too-old-for-him-iris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16453","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s not like you&#8217;re too old for him, Iris&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;he&#8217;s positively to fetal for you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-dinner-at-My-Thai.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-dinner-at-My-Thai-1024x720.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16454\" 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