{"id":16577,"date":"2022-12-26T14:58:44","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T20:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16577"},"modified":"2023-01-01T13:25:59","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T19:25:59","slug":"at-least-we-missed-having-to-accept-marys-invitation-for-christmas-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16577","title":{"rendered":"At least we missed having to accept Mary&#8217;s invitation for Christmas dinner&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Happy-Horrordays.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Happy-Horrordays-1024x720.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16578\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Happy-Horrordays-1024x720.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Happy-Horrordays-250x176.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Happy-Horrordays-768x540.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Happy-Horrordays.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, Iris and Zak are free to spend their time together!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-pre-nup-confessions.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-pre-nup-confessions-1024x306.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16579\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-pre-nup-confessions-1024x306.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-pre-nup-confessions-250x75.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-pre-nup-confessions-768x229.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-pre-nup-confessions.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>All those wedding minutiae to deal with&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-all-shaven-and-shorn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-all-shaven-and-shorn-1024x305.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-all-shaven-and-shorn-1024x305.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-all-shaven-and-shorn-250x75.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-all-shaven-and-shorn-768x229.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-all-shaven-and-shorn.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Iris-dream-wedding.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"304\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Iris-dream-wedding-1024x304.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Iris-dream-wedding-1024x304.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Iris-dream-wedding-250x74.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Iris-dream-wedding-768x228.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-Iris-dream-wedding.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Looks like Mary&#8217;s in for a new &#8220;Keep It Clean&#8211;Keep It Prudish&#8221; campaign in 2023!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-gettin-jiggy-wit-it.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"308\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-gettin-jiggy-wit-it-1024x308.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-gettin-jiggy-wit-it-1024x308.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-gettin-jiggy-wit-it-250x75.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-gettin-jiggy-wit-it-768x231.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-gettin-jiggy-wit-it.jpg 1532w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah, the memories to come&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-goodbye-2022.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-goodbye-2022-1024x305.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-goodbye-2022-1024x305.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-goodbye-2022-250x75.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-goodbye-2022-768x229.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/MW-goodbye-2022.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/MW-forget-Olive-Garden.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/MW-forget-Olive-Garden-1024x305.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16616\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/MW-forget-Olive-Garden-1024x305.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/MW-forget-Olive-Garden-250x74.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/MW-forget-Olive-Garden-768x229.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/MW-forget-Olive-Garden.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;We&#8217;ll always have Olive Garden.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meanwhile, Iris and Zak are free to spend their time together! All those wedding minutiae to deal with&#8230; Looks like Mary&#8217;s in for a new &#8220;Keep It Clean&#8211;Keep It Prudish&#8221; campaign in 2023! 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