{"id":1659,"date":"2009-01-01T10:06:20","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T16:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1659"},"modified":"2009-01-02T13:57:42","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T19:57:42","slug":"todays-special-straight-lines-and-i-dont-mean-pasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1659","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Special: Straight Lines (and I don&#8217;t mean pasta)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Creator Lords of <em>Rex Morgan, M.D.<\/em>, we are not worthy of your bounty of sights and sounds!<\/p>\n<p>We will, nonetheless, run with it! <em>Run like the wind!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(Are Nolan and Wilson on to the snark? The Dunsmores&#8230;and Guido&#8230;and the whole S.S. Surly\/Loathe Boat\/Rex Morgan, Cabin Boy plot are just <em>too<\/em> good.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1660\" title=\"new-rex\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1035\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex.jpg 1035w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex-250x86.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1035px) 100vw, 1035px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brooke McE.&#8217;s &#8220;hands&#8221; are an interested analogy, but in all honesty, I think the too-often repeated use is coming close to being parody, rather than having a touching sweetness.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1661\" title=\"new-rex-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"715\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex-2.jpg 715w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex-2-250x129.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And a hearty &#8220;Yo Ho!&#8221; for Nolan and Wilson for reintroducing yet another component of this <em>Wackiest Cruise-Ship in the Fleet<\/em> storyline:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1668\" title=\"new-rex1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"860\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex1.jpg 860w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex1-250x107.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Creator Lords of Rex Morgan, M.D., we are not worthy of your bounty of sights and sounds! We will, nonetheless, run with it! Run like the wind! (Are Nolan and Wilson on to the snark? The Dunsmores&#8230;and Guido&#8230;and the whole S.S. Surly\/Loathe Boat\/Rex Morgan, Cabin Boy plot are just too good.) Brooke McE.&#8217;s &#8220;hands&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1659"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1667,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions\/1667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}