{"id":1670,"date":"2009-01-03T19:37:59","date_gmt":"2009-01-04T01:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1670"},"modified":"2009-01-03T19:40:38","modified_gmt":"2009-01-04T01:40:38","slug":"remember-that-all-will-be-forgiven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1670","title":{"rendered":"Remember that &#8220;All will be forgiven.&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah&#8230;maybe not.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that Dixie Julep, stripper and murderess, has joined the Choir Invisible.\u00a0 Not surprising, in the land of Sheriff Joe Arpaio &#8212; after all, she was armed with a knife vs. the entire metropolitan SWAT team of Scottsdale, with Mesa and Phoenix and Glendale and Tempe, and the 20 other Valley of the Sun communities likely thrown in.<\/p>\n<p>Dang.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to think that there was an alternative&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/not-jp-46.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1671\" title=\"not-jp-46\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/not-jp-46.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/not-jp-46.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/not-jp-46-250x125.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah&#8230;maybe not. It seems that Dixie Julep, stripper and murderess, has joined the Choir Invisible.\u00a0 Not surprising, in the land of Sheriff Joe Arpaio &#8212; after all, she was armed with a knife vs. the entire metropolitan SWAT team of Scottsdale, with Mesa and Phoenix and Glendale and Tempe, and the 20 other Valley of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}