{"id":16720,"date":"2023-01-17T14:08:51","date_gmt":"2023-01-17T20:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16720"},"modified":"2023-02-24T16:14:37","modified_gmt":"2023-02-24T22:14:37","slug":"im-glad-im-an-only-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=16720","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m an only child"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-manners-and-toilets.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"725\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-manners-and-toilets.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16721\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-manners-and-toilets.jpg 656w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-manners-and-toilets-226x250.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>That&#8217;s telling &#8217;em, Big Daddy<\/em><\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-thats-tellling-them.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"850\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-thats-tellling-them.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16755\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-thats-tellling-them.jpg 656w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-thats-tellling-them-193x250.jpg 193w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Life isn&#8217;t fair, Jeffy&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-in-aint-fair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"650\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-in-aint-fair.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16765\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-in-aint-fair.jpg 650w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-in-aint-fair-203x250.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-Kali-Ma-Grandma.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/FC-Kali-Ma-Grandma.jpg\" alt=\"\" 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