{"id":17015,"date":"2023-03-20T12:44:01","date_gmt":"2023-03-20T18:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17015"},"modified":"2023-05-20T19:15:36","modified_gmt":"2023-05-21T01:15:36","slug":"did-you-know-luanns-roomie-bernice-was-an-artists-muse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17015","title":{"rendered":"Did you know Luann&#8217;s roomie Bernice was an artist&#8217;s muse?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Did you even care? Evidently, Evans <em>pater<\/em> and <em>fils<\/em> have returned to the &#8220;studio,&#8221; where Bernice can peddle her artistic talent and be mortified in one fell swoop&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-painting-time.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-painting-time.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17016\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-painting-time.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-painting-time-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s gotta get better&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-footlong.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-footlong.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17018\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-footlong.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-footlong-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Go on&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-goes-on-and-on.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-goes-on-and-on.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-goes-on-and-on.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-goes-on-and-on-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-all-you-can-eat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-all-you-can-eat.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-all-you-can-eat.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-all-you-can-eat-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Whew! Time to take a &#8220;time out&#8221; with Kip and Stef, the Eternal Cheerleader:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-truth-be-told.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-truth-be-told.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17072\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-truth-be-told.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-truth-be-told-250x47.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Luann-truth-be-told-768x144.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-contingency-plans.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"324\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-contingency-plans-1024x324.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17096\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-contingency-plans-1024x324.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-contingency-plans-250x79.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-contingency-plans-768x243.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-contingency-plans.jpg 1094w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s sell this crap tea to the Roob(idos)!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image 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https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-a-little-help-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Awwww&#8230;.somebody&#8217;s not happy (as if we care)&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-Bets-the-freak.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-Bets-the-freak.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17166\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-Bets-the-freak.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Luann-Bets-the-freak-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a 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250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now back to the excitement that is all about &#8220;Spring Fair&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-amphetamines.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-amphetamines.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-amphetamines.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-amphetamines-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-PEEN.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"585\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-PEEN.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-PEEN.jpg 585w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-PEEN-250x80.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Don&#8217;t believe me? Aspiring stand-up comedian Luann nails it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-what-a-girl-wants.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"296\" height=\"342\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-what-a-girl-wants.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-what-a-girl-wants.jpg 296w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-what-a-girl-wants-216x250.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 296px) 100vw, 296px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bernice listens to the schmaltz that Piro is dishing out&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-whos-laughing-now.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"795\" height=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-whos-laughing-now.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-whos-laughing-now.jpg 795w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-whos-laughing-now-250x59.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Luann-whos-laughing-now-768x183.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 795px) 100vw, 795px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you even care? Evidently, Evans pater and fils have returned to the &#8220;studio,&#8221; where Bernice can peddle her artistic talent and be mortified in one fell swoop&#8230; It&#8217;s gotta get better&#8230; Go on&#8230; Whew! Time to take a &#8220;time out&#8221; with Kip and Stef, the Eternal Cheerleader: &#8220;Let&#8217;s sell this crap tea to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17015"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17313,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17015\/revisions\/17313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}