{"id":1705,"date":"2009-01-10T13:26:28","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T19:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2022-11-06T14:41:35","modified_gmt":"2022-11-06T20:41:35","slug":"pitching-a-concept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1705","title":{"rendered":"Pitching a concept…"},"content":{"rendered":"

You Tube is dangerous to one’s creativity (or lack of it. or the ability to make good on it. I dunno.).\u00a0 Not only can I find several of the intros to the old 70s and 80s series “The Love Boat” on it, but in my mind, I can see it being so much better utilizing the current story in Rex Morgan<\/em>.<\/p>\n

In my mind.<\/p>\n

I don’t have the mad skillz for animation (or for singing like Jack Jones), so you’ll just have to hum the new lyrics to yourself as you recall the intro and slip the frames in as necessary.<\/p>\n

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I imagine “guest stars” would include Kathleen “Dixie Julep” Patterson (subbing for Juliet Prowse), Max “the Ax” Malloy (ditto for Van Johnson), and Dr. Andy Reed (who gets stuck in there somewhere, just because he’s Rex’s friend).<\/p>\n

My Loathe Boat<\/em><\/strong> theme:<\/p>\n

Sex, with no strings attached,
\nClimb aboard.
\nDon\u2019t remain unmatched.
\nSex, bang the old headboard.
\nMorals go,
\nWill you remain unscratched?<\/em><\/p>\n

The Loathe Boat
\nIs heading flat-out for bankruptcy
\nThe Loathe Boat, filled with drunks and debauchery.
\nSet your eye on a steward,
\nYour mind on a noon-time fling. <\/em><\/p>\n

Sex won\u2019t hurt anymore
\nGet some KY from the medical store<\/em><\/p>\n

It\u2019s Seeeeeeeeeex!
\nHello sailor \u2013 It\u2019s Seeeeex!<\/em><\/p>\n

Of course, one of the undeniable masters of song parody is CC’s Dingo, and if you want a second verse, here’s his version (Hi, Dingo, if you want me to delete this, I will…but it’s so dang good!<\/em>):<\/p>\n

The Rex Boat<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rex, that closeted fool
\nPour a drink and push in his stool
\nRex, here\u2019s your chance for to take
\nTreat that Latin cock, like a T-bone steak!<\/em><\/p>\n

The Rex boat, overboard both June and kid will go
\nThe Rex boat promises Guido Tomas he\u2019ll blow
\nIf you take doctor\u2019s orders
\nHis moral borders will fall<\/em><\/p>\n

And Rex won\u2019t hurt anymore
\nThanks to AstroGlide, he\u2019s a hirsute whore!
\nIt\u2019s Rex!
\nWelcome aboard
\nIt\u2019s Rex!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You Tube is dangerous to one’s creativity (or lack of it. or the ability to make good on it. I dunno.).\u00a0 Not only can I find several of the intros to the old 70s and 80s series “The Love Boat” on it, but in my mind, I can see it being so much better utilizing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1705"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1712,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions\/1712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}