{"id":17149,"date":"2023-04-16T16:41:24","date_gmt":"2023-04-16T22:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17149"},"modified":"2023-11-30T09:24:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-30T15:24:44","slug":"can-you-believe-it-even-more-adventure-on-the-high-seas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17149","title":{"rendered":"Can you believe it? Even more adventure on the high seas!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A couple of older minor characters, Hank and Yvonne, have gotten married and are now on an ocean honeymoon. BUT a longtime baddie, Rene the Swindler, is also on board and would take everyone for a ride, if it weren’t for hin recognizing Hank (and knowing Hank would take him to justice).
[Gads, isn’t that a lot of words just for a cheap snark? I wouldn’t have said anything. BUT it’s on a cruise! At NIGHT! And BAD THINGS can happen at night on a cruise! Just ask Mary Worth (Rex Morgan is nowhere to be seen…)]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An astonishing disguise!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Do something! He’s getting away!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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With all these “accidents,” bear in mind there are Those People who are called to the sea…a siren’s song that makes them go willingly, like a salmon returning to the natal creek of its birth, or a sea tortoise, swimming thousands of miles around the world, only to return and lay eggs where her own mother dumped her load years before…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The dude in the bow-tie? Who cares?<\/em> He only wants to detract from the true lure of the ocean,,,the mantra of the mermaid…what a maroon! Who needs cheap chicanery when Those People long to be full fathoms deep (around July 2012)…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mud Mountain (aka Fergus) can be touchy-feely, New Agey of Aquarius, or Zen all that he wants, but Yvonne is a little more pragmatic of the tragedy that could be unfolding on the high seas…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So Rene is unmasked, but does he regret his villainous ways? Maybe he should just relocate…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Meanwhile, there’s a high school graduation going on…with future plans and everything!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Return with us now to those thrilling days of Middle Earth, or at least to someone who looks kinda like a resident….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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