{"id":17280,"date":"2023-05-11T16:23:36","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T22:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17280"},"modified":"2023-11-04T15:39:50","modified_gmt":"2023-11-04T21:39:50","slug":"guess-i-ought-to-pretend-that-i-give-a-rats-ass-about-judge-parker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17280","title":{"rendered":"Guess I ought to pretend that I give a rat’s ass about Judge Parker…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Randy, old Parker’s son, and his ex-wife, newly released from prison, meet once again. As you might guess, things are a little tense…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Meanwhile, it looks like Sam and Abby are getting back together…at lease for a weekend of cheap, meaningless sex. And wouldn’t you know it…an ACCIDENT!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Could be an insurance adjuster…could be an animal trainer…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Abbey and Sam have been through so much IN A DAY!!! Why does it seem like years?!??<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In the continuing puzzle that is Judge Parker, all you really need to know is… OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In an alternate universe (read, anywhere but where Judge Parker and his cronies hang out), cicadas are noisy but harmless little insects, spending most of their 17 years of life <\/strong><\/em>underground! Who fed you that crap that cicadas were blood-suckers?!??<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Meanwhile, let’s return to a more peaceful and sensual scene…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Randy, old Parker’s son, and his ex-wife, newly released from prison, meet once again. As you might guess, things are a little tense… Meanwhile, it looks like Sam and Abby are getting back together…at lease for a weekend of cheap, meaningless sex. And wouldn’t you know it…an ACCIDENT!!! Could be an insurance adjuster…could be an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17280"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18101,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17280\/revisions\/18101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}