{"id":17360,"date":"2023-05-29T12:53:35","date_gmt":"2023-05-29T18:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17360"},"modified":"2023-11-23T18:14:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T00:14:45","slug":"remember-when-nil-was-an-artist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17360","title":{"rendered":"Remember when Nil was an artist?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

And Bernice was his Muse cum<\/em> model? No, neither can I.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aaaaaaaaaaaand<\/em> it’s back to another lame story…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tiffany gets ahead by remembering and playing her years of old tricks that she’s perfected…you go, girl!!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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The old bat (your mom, Gunth, will never suspect!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Where in the world is loony little Bets…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Remember when Borenice was still in school, pretending to be pre-Psych?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And now for some High Drama at Tiffany’s Halloween party…will Bets stay or go?…Who gives a rat’s ass?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And what Bats really, really needs to hear…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And Bernice was his Muse cum model? No, neither can I. Aaaaaaaaaaaand it’s back to another lame story… Where in the world is loony little Bets… Remember when Borenice was still in school, pretending to be pre-Psych? And now for some High Drama at Tiffany’s Halloween party…will Bets stay or go?…Who gives a rat’s ass? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17360"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18192,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17360\/revisions\/18192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}