{"id":17813,"date":"2023-09-03T11:12:19","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T17:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17813"},"modified":"2023-09-09T17:19:10","modified_gmt":"2023-09-09T23:19:10","slug":"and-they-also-wrestled-mary-out-of-her-white-gown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=17813","title":{"rendered":"(And they also wrestled Mary out of her white gown&#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What <s>a cheap-ass <\/s> an exclusive wedding! One very privileged guest (read, Mary) in attendance! Too bad Haw Haw McGraw wasn&#8217;t there&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/MW-the-big-day.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/MW-the-big-day-1024x720.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17814\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/MW-the-big-day-1024x720.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/MW-the-big-day-250x176.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/MW-the-big-day-768x540.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/MW-the-big-day.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Who knew the reception for the WHITE-COLLAR employees of 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