{"id":1788,"date":"2009-01-23T00:32:56","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T06:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2009-01-26T18:04:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T00:04:27","slug":"these-cruisesthey-think-of-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1788","title":{"rendered":"These cruises&#8230;they think of EVERYTHING!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And it&#8217;s all-inclusive, too!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1789\" title=\"new-rex9\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"785\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex9.jpg 785w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex9-250x114.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 785px) 100vw, 785px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And how annoying it <em>this<\/em>?\u00a0 After June and Rex&#8217;s sexy bantering in the Saturday strip, the glorious, multi-paneled Sunday edition is completely monopolized by June and Sarah talking about that #*&amp;#$&amp; stowaway donut-scarfer AGAIN!<\/p>\n<p>I refuse to sit idly by when the opportunity for <strong><em>unspeakable filth<\/em><\/strong> is at hand!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1793\" title=\"new-rex10\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"880\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex10.jpg 880w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/new-rex10-250x130.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 880px) 100vw, 880px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And it&#8217;s all-inclusive, too! And how annoying it this?\u00a0 After June and Rex&#8217;s sexy bantering in the Saturday strip, the glorious, multi-paneled Sunday edition is completely monopolized by June and Sarah talking about that #*&amp;#$&amp; stowaway donut-scarfer AGAIN! I refuse to sit idly by when the opportunity for unspeakable filth is at hand! You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1792,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions\/1792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}