{"id":18235,"date":"2023-12-02T19:31:37","date_gmt":"2023-12-03T01:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=18235"},"modified":"2023-12-09T16:07:35","modified_gmt":"2023-12-09T22:07:35","slug":"if-you-dont-mention-a-buncha-stuff-about-dec-25-its-advent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=18235","title":{"rendered":"If you don’t mention a buncha stuff about Dec. 25, it’s ADVENT!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Wilbur has it on a technicality, but the folks at Starlight Karaoke can still throw him out on his fat ass…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Then again, we could just leave Wilbur to his slobbery crooning and go with some hot wooing on the porch…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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GOTCHA! You all thought it was Sonia, right?!?? (and now you can say, “Who the hell is that<\/strong>??”)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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GASP!!!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pssst, Keith…don’t get distracted!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wilbur has it on a technicality, but the folks at Starlight Karaoke can still throw him out on his fat ass… Then again, we could just leave Wilbur to his slobbery crooning and go with some hot wooing on the porch… GOTCHA! You all thought it was Sonia, right?!?? (and now you can say, “Who […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18235"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18285,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18235\/revisions\/18285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}