{"id":1834,"date":"2009-02-07T12:48:04","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T18:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1834"},"modified":"2009-02-17T14:58:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T20:58:14","slug":"ken-you-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1834","title":{"rendered":"Ken, you bastard!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meanwhile in Lost Forest, Ken Brillohead, Lumberjack with Issues, terrorizes his wife Patty and threatens to shoot her pet deer.\u00a0 Unfortunately, he does own a closetful of guns, so he <em>could<\/em> make good on the threat.<\/p>\n<p>A friendly piece of advice, Ken: Judge Parker&#8217;s literary agent, Dewey Cheatem, had a closetful of guns, too.\u00a0 Do you know where Dewey <em>is,<\/em> Ken?\u00a0 That&#8217;s right, on a slab in the Scottsdale morgue!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even think Lost Forest <em>has<\/em> a morgue:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1836\" title=\"new-mt21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"585\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt21.jpg 585w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt21-250x153.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have to admit, I could give a rat&#8217;s patoot (or a venison burger with seasoned curly fries) as to what happens to Bucky (the deer, not the cat).\u00a0 But now we&#8217;ve crossed into Extreme Close-up Territory (aka, ECT), and that&#8217;s always a winner!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1858\" title=\"new-mt\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"655\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-mt-250x133.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meanwhile in Lost Forest, Ken Brillohead, Lumberjack with Issues, terrorizes his wife Patty and threatens to shoot her pet deer.\u00a0 Unfortunately, he does own a closetful of guns, so he could make good on the threat. A friendly piece of advice, Ken: Judge Parker&#8217;s literary agent, Dewey Cheatem, had a closetful of guns, too.\u00a0 Do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1834"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1857,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1834\/revisions\/1857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}