{"id":18440,"date":"2024-01-15T11:31:19","date_gmt":"2024-01-15T17:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=18440"},"modified":"2024-05-13T17:18:51","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T23:18:51","slug":"young-love-or-lust-or-just-plain-ennui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=18440","title":{"rendered":"Young love, or lust, or just plain ennui&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bets is back! She gave up her wildly successful podcast, content to live an ordinary life! Too bad she has no idea what an ordinary life is like!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-lost-Gunth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-lost-Gunth.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18441\" width=\"599\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-lost-Gunth.jpg 599w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-lost-Gunth-250x77.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-the-light-bulb-isnt-dead.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"593\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-the-light-bulb-isnt-dead.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-the-light-bulb-isnt-dead.jpg 593w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-the-light-bulb-isnt-dead-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 593px) 100vw, 593px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-out.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"596\" height=\"186\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-out.jpg 596w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-get-out-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 596px) 100vw, 596px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Why can&#8217;t these two just break up? Not enough population in Luannville?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-anybody-but-Bets.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"597\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-anybody-but-Bets.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-anybody-but-Bets.jpg 597w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-anybody-but-Bets-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And THEN&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-Bets-the-sneak.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"599\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-Bets-the-sneak.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-Bets-the-sneak.jpg 599w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-Bets-the-sneak-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dez tries to help (and &#8220;tries&#8221; is the operative word&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-digging-in-the-dirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-digging-in-the-dirt.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18492\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-digging-in-the-dirt.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Luann-digging-in-the-dirt-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, all the single young wimmen in Luannville are jumping after the only male in the world, Piro. Will Bernice win? (oh, dear God, don&#8217;t let it be so!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-change-your-major.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-change-your-major.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-change-your-major.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-change-your-major-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-changing-majors.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"599\" height=\"186\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-changing-majors.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-changing-majors.jpg 599w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-changing-majors-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-yeah-well-whatever.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"598\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-yeah-well-whatever.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18671\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-yeah-well-whatever.jpg 598w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-yeah-well-whatever-250x117.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 598px) 100vw, 598px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And it&#8217;s back to Piro and Bernice (Psychologist Without a Clue)!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-time-to-leave-Piro.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-time-to-leave-Piro.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18678\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-time-to-leave-Piro.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Luann-time-to-leave-Piro-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Luan-she-just-doesnt-get-it.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"597\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Luan-she-just-doesnt-get-it.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18686\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Luan-she-just-doesnt-get-it.jpg 597w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Luan-she-just-doesnt-get-it-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>LUANN:  as vapid inside as out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-how-typical.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"245\" height=\"283\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-how-typical.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19004\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-how-typical.jpg 245w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-how-typical-216x250.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 245px) 100vw, 245px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Luann gets into this bogus Tiffany and Bets cashgrab, after all:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-dogs-love-it.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"372\" height=\"277\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-dogs-love-it.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19007\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-dogs-love-it.jpg 372w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-dogs-love-it-250x186.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 372px) 100vw, 372px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Luann want to be a &#8220;Blank Slate&#8221;.  Maybe she ought to just sit back and watch as her geriatric teacher has a coronary&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-CPR-stat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"598\" height=\"184\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-CPR-stat.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19030\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-CPR-stat.jpg 598w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-CPR-stat-250x77.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 598px) 100vw, 598px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bets is back! She gave up her wildly successful podcast, content to live an ordinary life! Too bad she has no idea what an ordinary life is like! Why can&#8217;t these two just break up? Not enough population in Luannville? 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