{"id":1871,"date":"2009-02-20T09:26:36","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T15:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1871"},"modified":"2009-02-20T09:26:36","modified_gmt":"2009-02-20T15:26:36","slug":"ab-bee-ab-bee-ab-bee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1871","title":{"rendered":"Ab-BEE! Ab-BEE! Ab-BEE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why on earth do we continue to follow <em>Judge Parker<\/em>?\u00a0 While there are occasional glitters and glimmers of pulchritude (sexy legal secretary Gloria; sexy Scottsdale homicide detective Heidi; sexy (but dead) pole-dancer and murderer Dixie Julep), the one thing that keeps the attention riveted and the juices flowing is&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Abbey Spencer!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Abbey in a bathrobe.<br \/>\nAbbey in Daisy Dukes.<br \/>\nAbbey in a riding outfit.<br \/>\nAbbey in a flannel shirt.<br \/>\nAbbey with her hand up a nice chicken.<br \/>\nAbbey in a black strapless number.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, like I was going to say Sam Driver (nice body, but not shown off enough).<\/p>\n<p>The current story line focuses on Alan Parker&#8217;s retirement, Randy Parker&#8217;s investiture as the new Judge Parker, Sam Driver&#8217;s reluctant acceptance to be Alan&#8217;s book agent and Abbey Spencer grinding around the celebration in the aforementioned black strapless number.\u00a0 Only there&#8217;s not enough of the last option, so here&#8217;s more:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-jp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1872\" title=\"new-jp\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-jp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1090\" height=\"560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-jp.jpg 1090w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-jp-250x128.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1090px) 100vw, 1090px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why on earth do we continue to follow Judge Parker?\u00a0 While there are occasional glitters and glimmers of pulchritude (sexy legal secretary Gloria; sexy Scottsdale homicide detective Heidi; sexy (but dead) pole-dancer and murderer Dixie Julep), the one thing that keeps the attention riveted and the juices flowing is&#8230;. Abbey Spencer! Abbey in a bathrobe. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1871"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1875,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions\/1875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}