{"id":1890,"date":"2009-02-21T21:13:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-22T03:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1890"},"modified":"2009-02-21T21:13:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-22T03:13:54","slug":"eat-your-heart-out-angelina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1890","title":{"rendered":"Eat your heart out, Angelina!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A recent <em>Rex Morgan<\/em> had June making a fierce pucker.\u00a0 I figured (although it kinda creeped me out) that matching it with a previous Rex pucker might make an interesting belated Valentine.\u00a0 So I went to my stash.<\/p>\n<p><em>Do you know how many freakin&#8217; puckers these people put on?!? <\/em>It&#8217;s a damned grapefruit\/lemon\/lime fiesta!\u00a0 Don&#8217;t even get me started on the &#8220;close calls&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>The only saving grace is that Andy Reed has never demonstrated such a thing.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t you dare, Mr. Nolan!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-rex5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1891\" title=\"new-rex5\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-rex5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"990\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-rex5.jpg 990w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/new-rex5-250x104.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 990px) 100vw, 990px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A recent Rex Morgan had June making a fierce pucker.\u00a0 I figured (although it kinda creeped me out) that matching it with a previous Rex pucker might make an interesting belated Valentine.\u00a0 So I went to my stash. Do you know how many freakin&#8217; puckers these people put on?!? It&#8217;s a damned grapefruit\/lemon\/lime fiesta!\u00a0 Don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1890"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1893,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions\/1893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}