{"id":18976,"date":"2024-05-03T12:28:12","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T18:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=18976"},"modified":"2024-05-04T18:04:13","modified_gmt":"2024-05-05T00:04:13","slug":"someones-in-the-kitchen-with-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=18976","title":{"rendered":"Someone&#8217;s in the kitchen with Mommy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;maybe it won&#8217;t last long (hey, at least Thel has 911 on speed-dial).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-911-on-speed-dial.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"972\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-911-on-speed-dial-972x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18977\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-911-on-speed-dial-972x1024.jpg 972w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-911-on-speed-dial-237x250.jpg 237w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-911-on-speed-dial-768x809.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-911-on-speed-dial-1458x1536.jpg 1458w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-911-on-speed-dial.jpg 1933w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 972px) 100vw, 972px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Even more fun (well, at least at Dolly&#8217;s expense):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"714\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns-714x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18979\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns-714x1024.jpg 714w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns-1428x2048.jpg 1428w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns-174x250.jpg 174w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns-768x1102.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns-1071x1536.jpg 1071w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/FC-stop-laughing-at-the-hymns.jpg 1736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 714px) 100vw, 714px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;maybe it won&#8217;t last long (hey, at least Thel has 911 on speed-dial). Even more fun (well, at least at Dolly&#8217;s expense):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18976"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18982,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18976\/revisions\/18982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}