{"id":19108,"date":"2024-05-31T17:15:22","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T23:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=19108"},"modified":"2024-06-07T21:03:30","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T03:03:30","slug":"shannon-will-probably-be-a-published-author-before-luann-at-this-rate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=19108","title":{"rendered":"Shannon will probably be a published author before Luann at this rate&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-edginess.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"599\" height=\"186\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-edginess.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Luann-edginess.jpg 599w, 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