{"id":19207,"date":"2024-06-24T11:16:06","date_gmt":"2024-06-24T17:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=19207"},"modified":"2024-06-29T15:06:28","modified_gmt":"2024-06-29T21:06:28","slug":"ever-go-to-a-memorial-service-and-wish-you-were-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=19207","title":{"rendered":"Ever go to a memorial service, and wish you were dead?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-now-Saul-pontificates.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-now-Saul-pontificates-1024x750.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19208\" width=\"840\" height=\"615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-now-Saul-pontificates-1024x750.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-now-Saul-pontificates-250x183.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-now-Saul-pontificates-768x563.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-now-Saul-pontificates-1536x1125.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-now-Saul-pontificates.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Yet Mary has the perfect solution&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-Mary-wants-an-end-to-it.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/MW-Mary-wants-an-end-to-it-1024x305.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19209\" 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